midiport:

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

What

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

Beau Is Afraid if it was based.

kira-serialfaggot:

good-girl-gock:

unlicensedcatboydick:

this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<

Too good not to have here lol

After 8 foot tall lady dimitrescu went on a rampage through the internet getting everyone horny as fuck, I stopped being dysphoric about my height and instead use it to my advantage

theehorsepusssy:

jeannettearroyo:

These comics will probably come to an end soon I hope you all enjoyed the ride.

jeannettearroyo:

Last one (until I get more fun ideas)

cryptotheism:

fruityyamenrunner:

ALT

something charmingly twentieth century about this

This counts as a spell

A murder takes place in Japan

Someone’s head is cut off in an office

The staff do a great job of cleaning

The area is marked off and covered in plastic

And then a crew shows up and moves the furniture, which is meticulously cleaned

While the old carpet is quickly removed

And a new carpet is installed

Very quickly

Everything is put back to normal

Everyone is quite pleased with themselves

They kept their cool in a stressful situation

It’s been a good day

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